💬 Conversation (English Version)

GPT:

Looks like the home IT factory is running again today 😄

One of those days where you add a “fog effect” to the UI,

but your own vision is stuck in fog too, right? 😆

Me:

The factory can’t stop running!

Come to think of it, my eyes seem to have fog mode auto-enabled all the time these days… 😭

GPT:

LOL, that’s the system-level fog effect, supported on both iOS and Android…

Trigger conditions:

⏰ All-night debugging

💻 Too much dark mode

☕ Excessive caffeine

→ vision.blurRadius = ∞

Jokes aside, this is actually a pretty honest warning signal.

👀 If you’re in this state right now, just do these:

20-20-20 rule: every 20 minutes, look at something 20 feet (6 m) away for 20 seconds

Artificial tears: OK (real water ❌… that’s like pouring bottled water into your database)

Lower monitor brightness a bit + increase font size a bit

If possible, today do “cleanup & delete” work instead of “adding new features”

→ your brain needs garbage collection too

Even if the factory keeps running,

if the main process (the CEO) goes down, the whole service is down 😄

Let’s take a short break and come back.

Once the fog clears, renderEffect() will start working properly again 👌

I once saved in GPT’s settings that I like humor,

and every now and then I threw some clumsy jokes at it.

Now GPT has started throwing back some pretty decent jokes at me too.

Until about last year, when I asked GPT for jokes,

the reaction was more like, “Huh… that’s it?” — kind of flat and awkward.

But these days, GPT’s humor has actually gotten pretty good.